Having had my motorbike for a pitiful 11 days before it got written off by a terrible driver, I have arranged 11 days of utter chaos and debauchery to make up for my loss. I’ve decided this is just how I’m going to roll these days.
It starts tomorrow:
Day 1: Thursday: see Guns n’ Roses at the O2 Arena
Day 2: Friday: leave my job forever
Day 3: Saturday: wrestle at at EWA Revenge
Day 4: Sunday: recover from wrestling, by being drunk
Day 5: Monday: have a street party for the Jubilee
Day 6: Tuesday: see Tenacious D at the O2 Academy in Brixton
Day 7: Wednesday: leave for Download Festival
Day 8: Thursday: get drunk and fight all day at Download
Day 9: Friday: first day of Download, concluding with Slash and the Prodigy
Day 10: Saturday: Fozzy, Trivium, Steel Panther, Tenacious D, Biffy Clyro and Metallica
Day 11: Sunday: Sebastian Bach, Shinedown, Dropkick Murphys, Black Label Society, Soundgarden and Black Sabbath
BRING FORTH THE ROCK!!!