Having had my motorbike for a pitiful 11 days before it got written off by a terrible driver, I have arranged 11 days of utter chaos and debauchery to make up for my loss. I’ve decided this is just how I’m going to roll these days.

It starts tomorrow:

Day 1: Thursday: see Guns n’ Roses at the O2 Arena
Day 2: Friday: leave my job forever
Day 3: Saturday: wrestle at at EWA Revenge
Day 4: Sunday: recover from wrestling, by being drunk
Day 5: Monday: have a street party for the Jubilee
Day 6: Tuesday: see Tenacious D at the O2 Academy in Brixton
Day 7: Wednesday: leave for Download Festival
Day 8: Thursday: get drunk and fight all day at Download
Day 9: Friday: first day of Download, concluding with Slash and the Prodigy
Day 10: Saturday: Fozzy, Trivium, Steel Panther, Tenacious D, Biffy Clyro and Metallica
Day 11: Sunday: Sebastian Bach, Shinedown, Dropkick Murphys, Black Label Society, Soundgarden and Black Sabbath


About the Author
Ed Gamester is a silly man who lives in the United Kingdom. He is the harbinger of Ghost Squad, singer of Gay Bum and author of A Rum Run Awry. He fights, kills and dies for TV and films, and gallivants around the place wrestling, drinking and lifting things for glory and profit. Where Ed treads, there stamp the boots of the Guild. Ed does not wear glasses, but feels this photograph makes him look more intelligent and artistically talented than he is. Feel free to contact him: he is disappointingly affable.

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