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November 2012

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Squat Like a Dragon Slayer

FACT: Until you've ripped the ass from your cargo trousers mid-set, you have not squatted like a man. And until you have held in your laughter for long enough to finish the set, you have not learn the discipline necessary...to be a DRAGON SLAYER!! At the gym today, I squatted ten tons in half an h...

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Paying the Iron Price

When I got in last night, I sat down on the sofa...and did not get up again. So depleted of energy was my body that I half-sat half-lay in a state of near comatose until, eventually, I summoned up the testicular fortitude to turn on my Xbox...before falling asleep. What marathon of physical exert...

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10,000 Views.

My friends. Somehow - I'm really not sure how - but 10,000 people have come across this blog in the last couple of years... I am fully aware of the diminutive status of this achievement in the grand scheme of blogs, or even the micro scheme of bad blogs. Still, it's a landmark that I never really ...

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