I wish more wrestling companies would let go of the industry's sporting past and embrace its inherent entertainment value on more levels than pure spectacle.
The possibilities are limitless - why aren't they being explored?
Armed only with hangovers that would kill lesser men, the Guild of Adventures peeled ourselves off the floor of a barn, fashioned crude running shorts out of our trousers...
...and stormed the Killing Fields of Tough Guy Nettle Warrior 2013.
After an unprecedented explosion of interest and pre-sales, there are only SIX Murorga Sim Bowa T-shirts left!, including only ONE adult sized Pre-Dirtified design. It is large sized. Sorry little guys.
Gay Bum will be joining the Noisettes, Delphic, The Skints and London Grammar (and so on) on the lineup for LeeFest 2013 this weekend!
We're playing on Sunday at around midday, so get on down there quick sharp!
This Saturday, Murorga Sim Bowa will meet Crazy Johnny Jones in a rematch for the the EWA British Championship!
How else will he gain re-entry into the Asgard School of Super Heroics, from whence he came?