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January 2014

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Oxatouille Soup Recipe

This is the recipe for four bowls of Guild Oxatouille; ratatouille made from the mighty ox instead of the feeble rat. It looks like gruel, but tastes delicious and barely takes any time to craft because we'd all rather be out performing mighty deeds than standing around cooking. BEWARE: one bowl ...

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Happy New Year!

Hello there and happy new year! I decided to leave the blog alone entirely over the Christmas season and focus instead on getting fat. I am proud to announce that I have been rather successful; I have followed a strict two-week regime involving an excess of just about everything except exercise!...

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