CAP’N RUMBEARD!
At last! Captain Rumbeard, the Lucha pirate, has made his debut!
’twas a dark and stormy night, ‘pon the highest seas… Honest.
OK, it was a pleasant afternoon in East London, on the London School of Lucha Libre Student Supershow.
Either way, bedrunken and bedazzled, Captain Rumbeard stormed the ring and defeated four other men in a Lucha Chaos match. How he triumphed is anybody’s guess. Most people suggest a Rum Frenzy – that seems the most likely explanation.
