Guild Products: Just in Cake Pouch
Need to stop for cakes, but realise you’re on top of a mountain or in the middle of the rain forest? No problem!
NEW FROM THE GUILD OF ADVENTURERS:
The Just-In-Cake Emergency Cake Pouch!
Now you can take your cake with you, wherever you may roam!
Each Just-in-Cake is made of durable waterproof fibres with a lightweight, adjustable internal protective skeleton, to keep your cake safe and dry in the most challenging conditions
Climb a mountain? Piece of cake.
Fight a bear? Piece of cake.
Out drink an ice giant? Piece of cake.
Simply place the cake inside the pouch, pop the protective cage into place and clip it onto your belt, pantaloons or any handy buckle. To ensure maximum badassery, adjust the patented nonchalent-hang strap to alter the angle of dangle to the most casual possible setting.
Make No Miscake
This is an accoutrement for the serious adventurer, who still appreciates the importance of a moist sponge.
