Half Marathon

I have just signed up for the Wycombe Half Marathon in July. I have never, ever run any considerable distance in my life. It’s going to suck…

As you can see from the diagram, the course is akin to Satan’s balls. When it’s not insane uphill, it’s crazy downhill. As somebody who has never run anywhere in his life, I couldn’t be more terrified if I found out there was a hydra half way round the course, which I would have to slay using nothing but a banana.

However, I figured I should get the outdoors sports out of the way during the spring and summer, so I don’t have to suffer them in wintertime!

Expect training montages soon!

About the Author
Ed Gamester is a silly man who lives in the United Kingdom. He is the harbinger of Ghost Squad, singer of Gay Bum and author of A Rum Run Awry. He fights, kills and dies for TV and films, and gallivants around the place wrestling, drinking and lifting things for glory and profit. Where Ed treads, there stamp the boots of the Guild. Ed does not wear glasses, but feels this photograph makes him look more intelligent and artistically talented than he is. Feel free to contact him: he is disappointingly affable.

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