I have just signed up for the Wycombe Half Marathon in July. I have never, ever run any considerable distance in my life. It’s going to suck…
As you can see from the diagram, the course is akin to Satan’s balls. When it’s not insane uphill, it’s crazy downhill. As somebody who has never run anywhere in his life, I couldn’t be more terrified if I found out there was a hydra half way round the course, which I would have to slay using nothing but a banana.
However, I figured I should get the outdoors sports out of the way during the spring and summer, so I don’t have to suffer them in wintertime!
Expect training montages soon!