Today, my hangover told me it was the 19th of May – the birthday of Emperor Matt Bunn.
(It is not the 19th of May. It is the 15th of May. I now realise this.)
To honour him, I took inspiration from a large group of tourists in town, who were taking it in turns to climb upon a decorative rock and stand on one leg for a photo.
So I scaled Mount Iron…and stood on one arm.
Thus, the Guild. Thus, the Hammer. Thus, Murderbeers.