Murorga Sim Bowa Loses EWA British Title!

Alas, there is always a downside to fleeing the lands in search of adventure. Last night, at EWA Pro Challenge Wrestling, I lost my British Championship title to Crazy Jonny Jones, after I landed head first on his knees…twice in a row.

The first time was from the top rope, when I mistimed a Doombutt. The second was when he jammed his knee into my face and fell backwards, effectively breaking me in half.

A collection of clips from the match, filmed by my own brother, can be seen here:

(Please note, you might not be able to watch this video on a mobile, because it uses a song I don’t own. Because of the lack of adverts on mobile devices, some fat bastard at Universal Music isn’t earning a fraction of a penny from my video, so they’ve blocked it. Because, y’know – that’s the spirit of art and music, right?)

More photos and videos from the event will follow shortly. For now, I need to heal.

About the Author
Ed Gamester is a silly man who lives in the United Kingdom. He is the harbinger of Ghost Squad, singer of Gay Bum and author of A Rum Run Awry. He fights, kills and dies for TV and films, and gallivants around the place wrestling, drinking and lifting things for glory and profit. Where Ed treads, there stamp the boots of the Guild. Ed does not wear glasses, but feels this photograph makes him look more intelligent and artistically talented than he is. Feel free to contact him: he is disappointingly affable.

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