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Sim Bowa is DEFEATED!

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Despite overwhelming support and a powerful start, Murorga Sim Bowa was bested a second time on Saturday night, much to his displeasure.

On what turned out to be the hottest day of 2013 so far, the two men collided in High Wycombe for a rematch for the EWA British Title, which Sim Bowa lost back in March.

Match Summary (Spoilers)

Sim Bowa Crazy J 2

Last time they clashed, Crazy J managed to defeat Murorga after kneeing him the face mid-Doombutt, then hitting the Lobotomy immediately afterwards. This time around, he went for a similar approach – targeting the head of Sim Bowa to both effectively disorientate the madman and eliminate his main method of offense in one.

Although a wise wrestler would have tried a different method of attack, Sim Bowa continued to use his head as a weapon until – three different kinds of headbutt later – he was as good as useless. The Doombutt in particular mashed Sim Bowa’s brains to the extent that, despite getting a 2-count, he thought he had won the match!

Not long later, after somehow kicking out of the Shock Treatment, Sim Bowa slipped out of the Lobotomy and managed to hit the Blindside Broadside Suicide, to set Crazy J up for a second Doombutt! However, Jones had just enough energy left to shove the referee into the ropes, knocking Sim Bowa onto his gonads and setting him up…for the Shock Treatment OFF THE SECOND ROPE!

Here is a phone’s eye view of events:

How Sim Bowa walked out of the ring is a mystery. Yet, not only did he come out a second time to compete in the Battle Royal, he also made it all the way to final four – before being rudely shoved out mid-celebration, by the dastardly Maddox.

To be fair, he probably shouldn’t have been standing on the second rope in the first place…

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No doubt the man is very frustrated and will speak his thoughts soon enough.

Luckily, Sim Bowa had recovered enough to sign some boobs before the end of the night:

Sim Bowa Books

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