This weekend, I had my debut at Wrestleforce, as Surtr and the Sons of Muspell: a team created somewhere in the back of my imagination whilst I was sleeping, and managed – on this occasion at least – by Jack Hammer.
Our opponents were Italian Dan and Subject 265 (or Bacon, as he was affectionately called throughout the match). It was clear from the outset whom held the favour of the crowd. For some reason, our bellowing and threatening was perceived negatively by the people of Chelsea.
All it took was for the others to show their pretty faces and start a singalong, and the crowd were eating out of their hands. It was all got a bit much…so we jumped ’em from behind. Like true heroes:
There was meant to be a video here, but Facebook screwed it up. Sorry 🙁
Anyway, they fought back pretty hard; I got thrown around the ring and even elbow-dropped from the top rope at one point!
Nevertheless, a lifetime of warfare (combined with some tactical referee-distracting and the occasional chokehold) paid off. We conquered them. Bacon was speared out of midair and Italian Dan fell to what Perry Saturn called the ‘Moss Covered Three Handled Family Credenza’. Know what I mean? No? The Swinging Fisherman’s Neckbreaker? No? Nothing?
It looks a bit like this:
All in all, a fine day out! I can’t wait for next time. Being a bad guy is FUN!