Edde X Gamester, by Edde X Gamester

(Written by Edde X Gamester; Edited by Edde X Gamester; Illustrations by Edde X Gamester) INTRODUCTION, by Edde X Gamester I have known Edde X Gamester since birth and, to my knowledge, he has never once had the decency to… [Remainder of introduction removed by Edde X Gamester in...
Posted On 14 Jan 2013
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Jousting. You Heard Me. Jousting.

As part of my Gold Challenge, I am required to do a horse-based event. Given that I don’t know how to ride a horse, however, that pretty much limits me to dressage…or something equally…well…y’know. Now, don’t get me wrong here. Horse riding can...
Posted On 09 Jul 2012
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Murorga Sim Bowa at EWA Revenge

For those of you that missed it, here is a collection of clips from Murorga Sim Bowa’s return to glory at EWA Revenge. That’s right, not only did he compete without killing himself or eating anybody, he actually WON the match, using his patented DOOMBUTT!!  ...
Posted On 26 Jun 2012
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Hup! The Art of Jumping!

As part of the Gold Challenge, I have to do some gymnastics. Officially, they want me to do trampolining, but it’s just not as easy as you might think to find a nearby trampolining club that is also happy to let hairy, angry-looking men stroll in and ‘have a...
Posted On 14 Mar 2012
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My Broken Hand

First off, don’t panic – this is an old X-ray. It was taken after a gig I played at the Hoxton Underbelly last year. I punched the stage at the end of the second song of the set and broke my knuckle. I couldn’t really get a good photo of it, but you can see...
Posted On 24 Nov 2011
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