Today the bathroom was busy, so I brushed my teeth in the shower. It was exhilarating.
Oh, I also jumped out of a plane 15,000 feet above the earth, with only some billowing device to prevent my body from being obliterated upon impact.
Oh and another man to activate aforementioned billowing device.
Oh and a third man…to photograph the event.
‘Skydiving‘ some call it. To the Guild, however, it is the noble art of PLANE JUMP FALLING.