Those of you who are strong of mind and keen of eye will have noticed I did not review Tough Guy on my blog this year. Perhaps you are thinking this is because I chickened out at the last minute. Maybe you think all my bravado was bluff and, when the time came to leap once again into the frozen waters of Perton, my courage failed me and I silently ducked out.
If these are your thoughts, you have never met a Guildsman.
I ran Tough Guy 2014. I did so alongside my fellow Guildsmen Simon Bunnslayer and William Billiam Estoniatus. We arrived the night before with Ictor Tomb Braider, drank beer and rum, feasted heartily and then slept by the warming hearth of Mr. Mouse.
The next day we rose and, following a fine breakfast of cold meats and deep squats, we charged the freezing Killing Fields for glory!
FOR THE GUILD!
So why no account? Why have I waited two months to sing this song? The answer is simple: there IS a Guild Report of the event. Instead of being published on this blog, however, it is published in the mighty Obstacle Race Magazine!
Copies will hit the shelves on the 27th of March, so I highly recommend you scoop yours up before they sell out like they did last month.