Turning 26
Today, I turn 26 years of age.
Thus is ends; I’m officially too old to buy a Young Person’s anything. The best years of my life are now over. In fact, I’m going to head down the road to Wycombe Wanders’ football stadium, slip on some spilled beans and claim massive compensation…you know…sue-a-side.
…wait a minute…did I just make a dad joke? This shit just got serious. Quickly, to the ADVENTUREMOBILE! But first, I better pack a torch and warm cardigan – it’s a tad nippy and it’s good to be prepared…
…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!