Turning 26

Today, I turn 26 years of age.

Thus is ends; I’m officially too old to buy a Young Person’s anything. The best years of my life are now over. In fact, I’m going to head down the road to Wycombe Wanders’ football stadium, slip on some spilled beans and claim massive compensation…you know…sue-a-side.

…wait a minute…did I just make a dad joke? This shit just got serious. Quickly, to the ADVENTUREMOBILE! But first, I better pack a torch and warm cardigan – it’s a tad nippy and it’s good to be prepared…


About the Author
Ed Gamester is a silly man who lives in the United Kingdom. He is the harbinger of Ghost Squad, singer of Gay Bum and author of A Rum Run Awry. He fights, kills and dies for TV and films, and gallivants around the place wrestling, drinking and lifting things for glory and profit. Where Ed treads, there stamp the boots of the Guild. Ed does not wear glasses, but feels this photograph makes him look more intelligent and artistically talented than he is. Feel free to contact him: he is disappointingly affable.

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