A Week in Orc Land

I have just spent a week in Orc Land.
[Titter.]See what I did there? Because it’s New Zealand…and the Lord of the Rings…and…and…
Ah, screw you guys. My brilliance is wasted on you.
Only kidding – it’s hurtful jokes day, after all! What’s that? It isn’t? But, they told me… Oh. Oh I see.
Here are some pictures from my awesome week in Auckland, including: FIRE, RUM, ICE CREAM, MUSEUMS, RUM, BOURBON, BIG HOUSE, CAKES, RUM, SUNSETS, RUM…and so on.