This Friday was my debut at the greatest wrestling show in Europe: Lucha Britannia.
This weekend, before rocketing up to Leeds for a family outing to see Slash, I stopped by Guildford to inhale smoke grenades, set fire to my hands and hammer white-hot steel, until the sparks melted holes in my tiny spandex tights.
Photos from Nettle Warrior
Photos from Nettle Warrior have been popping all over the place, starting with my appearance in Yahoo News as part of their "Pictures of the Week"...alongside a view of the Earth from space...
Nettle Warrior 2014: Catalysts of Glory
When not pushing ourselves as hard as humanly possible, the Guild is dedicated to helping others push themselves as hard as they can. We are Catalysts of Glory.
Half A Million Dots.
500,000 individually-placed dots later and my tattoo is nearly finished.
Getting Tattooed in The Meatshop
"I have a crazy idea. It's insane, but it's brilliant." Today, I am getting tattooed. I don't know the design yet. In fact, there isn't one. Thus, the Guild.
Photos from the Crazy J Rematch
Although I lost my rematch with Crazy J, the photographs make it look like I did rather well!
Tough Guy Nettle Warrior 2013
Armed only with hangovers that would kill lesser men, the Guild of Adventures peeled ourselves off the floor of a barn, fashioned crude running shorts out of our trousers...
...and stormed the Killing Fields of Tough Guy Nettle Warrior 2013.
Sim Bowa is DEFEATED!
Murorga Sim Bowa has been defeated a second time by Crazy Johnny Jones, thereby failing to recapture his EWA British Title.
To be fair, how he even walked from the ring is a mystery...
Climbing Mount Doom
"You will not have time to climb Mount Ngauruhoe today" says my bus driver.
He has clearly never met a Guildsman. This is Mount Doom...and I SHALL climb it!
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