500,000 individually-placed dots later and my tattoo is nearly finished.
Getting Tattooed in The Meatshop
"I have a crazy idea. It's insane, but it's brilliant." Today, I am getting tattooed. I don't know the design yet. In fact, there isn't one. Thus, the Guild.
Photos from the Crazy J Rematch
Although I lost my rematch with Crazy J, the photographs make it look like I did rather well!
Tough Guy Nettle Warrior 2013
Armed only with hangovers that would kill lesser men, the Guild of Adventures peeled ourselves off the floor of a barn, fashioned crude running shorts out of our trousers...
...and stormed the Killing Fields of Tough Guy Nettle Warrior 2013.
Sim Bowa is DEFEATED!
Murorga Sim Bowa has been defeated a second time by Crazy Johnny Jones, thereby failing to recapture his EWA British Title.
To be fair, how he even walked from the ring is a mystery...
Climbing Mount Doom
"You will not have time to climb Mount Ngauruhoe today" says my bus driver.
He has clearly never met a Guildsman. This is Mount Doom...and I SHALL climb it!
Forging the Emperor’s Blade
24 years ago today, the Great Smith in the Sky forged my own Brother in Thunder, Emperor Matthias Bunn.
In his honour, I stepped up to the anvil...and forged my first blade.
TO THE SKIES!
The bathroom was busy today, so I brushed my teeth in the shower. It was exhilarating.
Oh, I also jumped out of a plane 15,000 feet above the earth.
Somehow, friends, I did it. 13km of open sea kayaking, 22km of mountain biking and 12km of trail running in the midday Australian summer heat.
It was horrendously hard...but not for the reasons I expected.
Here, for your amusement, is a local news video of my Adventurethon 2013
Here Be Monsters: Body Building in London
In this video, I push myself to the absolute limit, training with training for Adventurethon 2013 with Robster Le Monster. Then I fall over and throw up.
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