The Ultimate Workout Plan
Dear friends.
After more than TEN YEARS of searching, I have finally found the ultimate workout plan.
Having dedicated the last decade of my life to exercising, rocking and partying, it is frankly staggering to me that I couldn’t come up with this myself. It all seems so simple now! Behold:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBGftiQ2lZM&w=560&h=315]Of course, it should come as no surprise that it took Andrew W.K to invent what is, unquestionably, the most effective workout in the world today. I mean, just look at the graph!
The only way this workout could be more effective would be if you immediately followed it with a period of yoga. An intense period of yoga. Perhaps even until you puke:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAnzm5_s194&w=560&h=315]This approach to exercise has also shed some new light upon my own motivations within fitness.
I now realise that my commitment to exercise has only ever really been to ensure I can rock out even more…and my commitment to rocking has only ever really been to ensure I can party AS HARD AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE!
I have concluded, therefore, that my purpose in life is probably to party, which I can ensure I do as hard as possible by developing my ability to rock for sustained periods of time, via exercise.
I may be having a breakdown…
…but Andrew W.K. agrees!
@murorga YES, ED!!! You finally realized that partying is working out so you can party harder to workout more which is just more partying!!!
— ANDREW WK (@AndrewWK) July 12, 2013