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To the Mountains!

Today, I shall start the Routeburn Track; 32 beautiful kilometres through the mountain pass between the Aspiring and Fjordland National Parks. I do not yet know how I’m getting there. I’m sure it will work out.

Routeburn Map

As it turns out, a lovely Canadian girl called Sarah from my hostel is doing the same thing, but she has found some people on Couch Surfers to give her a lift. Just before I leave, I discover that a friend of mine in Queenstown, Eva, has also just returned from dropping one of her friends off at the Routeburn track too!

Madness. A bus to the track and back will cost me $160!

There are some things in life for which one has to pay. Ferrying oneself to a walking track and back again, however, is not one of them. I resolve, therefore, to hitch hike. I wil make it there and back for free, or not at all.

THUS THE GUILD!

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First, however, I need to do some shopping. I have heard there is neither food nor water along the route, so I buy the following:

A loaf of rye bread
Some shredded ham and chicken
Three smalls pies
Two dehydrated meals – cottage pie and lamb with vegetables
Two Mars bars
Six litres of water
A slice of cake (naturally)

This should suffice for three days and could stretch to four if I spend longer than expected taking bleak and honouable photographs. I will be eating a lot of bread and ham, however. Thus the Gamesters.

Half an hour with my thumb in the air gets me a ride from Queenstown to Glenorchy, the nearest village to the track. My ride is in a small blue van with an excellent man named Charlie, who runs an open mic night in Queenstown every Tuesday. I hope to be back in time for the next one!

Now I am in Glenorchy, the hitch hiking is slim. It is 26km from the start of the track… It looks like my Routeburn adventure has just doubled in distance. Ah well.

THUS THE GUILD! AGAIN!

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