Like Pain? Try Jumping.

Jump more than 20 times and a row and you will actually melt off your own skin.

Yesterday night, at pro wrestling training, I decided to test my vertical leap.  Well. I say “decided”…I actually ran at something and leapt onto it, then didn’t quite believe I had done it, so tested it again.

Then Matt joined in and it became a challenge to see who could jump the highest. So we piled up some mats, then we piled up some more…and some more…

In the end, the mats were piled as high as my armpits…and still we managed to standing leap onto them from the ground.  I’m not sure exactly how high they were, but around 5 feet or 60 inches – which I think it pretty good…for people with no training in the art of jumping. 

Anyway, the upshot is that it now burns to walk.  Like…BURNS…to walk.  I’m pretty sure that means my legs are becoming ten times as powerful…but it could also be that I’ve damaged myself, which is far more likely. 

Only time will tell!


About the Author
Ed Gamester is a silly man who lives in the United Kingdom. He is the harbinger of Ghost Squad, singer of Gay Bum and author of A Rum Run Awry. He fights, kills and dies for TV and films, and gallivants around the place wrestling, drinking and lifting things for glory and profit. Where Ed treads, there stamp the boots of the Guild. Ed does not wear glasses, but feels this photograph makes him look more intelligent and artistically talented than he is. Feel free to contact him: he is disappointingly affable.

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