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A Week in Orc Land

June 7, 2013
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Blog, New Zealand, Ranger, Travel
Posted by Ed

I have just spent a week in Orc Land. [Titter.] See what I did there? Because it's New Zealand...and the Lord of the Rings...and...and... Ah, screw you guys. My brilliance is wasted on you. Only kidding - it's hurtful jokes day, after all! What's that? It isn't? But, they told me....

Auckland, New Zealand, travel

A Song of Fire and Ice Cream

June 5, 2013
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Adventure, Blog, Featured, New Zealand, Ranger, Travel
Posted by Ed

Last week, I successfully failed to climb Mount Taranaki. If that doesn't seem like a 'success' to you, you're simply not reading hard enough. Read harder. HARDER!! You'll get there. In short, Taranaki was covered in ice and the local adventurers wouldn't rent me any ice-climbing gear because they...

Adventure, Auckland, New Zealand, travel