Ed vs. Robster Le Monster

What’s the first thing that pops to mind when you think “triathlon”? How about when you think “Adventurethon”? How about when you think about the individual sports of kayaking, mountain biking and off-road running?

It’s probably brute strength, right?

Right. That’s why, in preparation for my forthcoming Adventurethon and journey across the world…I have challenged renowned body-builder and phenomenon of strength Robster Le Monster to put me through my paces in one of his horrific workout sessions.

The way I see it, if I can hang with Le Monster, I can do just about anything…including Adventurethon 2013.

Now, I may not look like much, especially compared to Le Monster and his usual opponents in the Monster vs… series. However, I’m pretty sure my combination of simpleton willpower, flawless beard and far, far longer hair will help me prevail over my admitted much larger, much stronger and much more experienced opponent.

That’s how weight lifting works…right? Guys?

Robster Le Monster Body Builder

About the Author
Ed Gamester is a silly man who lives in the United Kingdom. He is the harbinger of Ghost Squad, singer of Gay Bum and author of A Rum Run Awry. He fights, kills and dies for TV and films, and gallivants around the place wrestling, drinking and lifting things for glory and profit. Where Ed treads, there stamp the boots of the Guild. Ed does not wear glasses, but feels this photograph makes him look more intelligent and artistically talented than he is. Feel free to contact him: he is disappointingly affable.

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