For those of you that missed it, here is a collection of clips from Murorga Sim Bowa's return to glory at EWA Revenge.That's right, not only did he compete without killing himself or eating anybody, he actually WON the match, using his patented DOOMBUTT!! Seriously, check it out: [youtube http://...
Continue reading ...After a hellacious, but wonderfully enjoyable eleven days of chaos, I have finally managed to get back to training. Having left my job in favour of performing feats and enjoying every moment of life, I now have more time available to train and perform. That's the theory, anyway. So far, however, I ...
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Local people of High Wycombe and the surrounding area, please pay attention! This Saturday (2nd of June) will see the proper return to power of Murorga Sim Bowa - wrestling's most baffling combination of super heroics and unbridled rage, at EWA Revenge. Staring at 18:30 at Wycombe Judo centre,...
Continue reading ...Did you blink? If so, you probably missed the period over which I owned a kickass motorbike. That's right; it took just 11 days for somebody to crash into me Being the supportive type, people are telling me how lucky I am to have got out of the incident unscathed. They're right, of course. O...
Continue reading ...Friends, I have come to a realisation. Life, it turns out, is short. Very short. FAR too short to spend it sitting at a desk, day-dreaming of all the marvellous things there are to do in the world...that you aren't doing. As I was stamping my way up the Three Peaks, it suddenly occurred to m...
Continue reading ...I know this has nothing to do with sport but, after a good six weeks or so of searching and stressing out, I have finally found AND PURCHASED my first motorcycle! No longer am I a founding member of Bearhawks Motorcycle Club...without a bike... The elongated wait and huge amount of inconvenience...
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At 08:30 we awoke, less magnificently than the day before, but still pretty magnificently, in the car. Having spent 8 hours driving 311 miles until 04:00, but failing to find anywhere to stay, we eventually pulled into a car park, reclined our seats and alternately frozen and boiled our way into the...
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At 08:30 we awoke, magnificently, in Truck Haven. After conquering Snowdon the night before, we had set out at midnight for Scafell Pike, covering 150 miles of our 216-mile drive before practically falling asleep at the wheel. Two enormous breakfasts later, we were back on the road, wending our w...
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Bored with the lack of adventure of everyday life, Simon and I decided to climb the three peaks. We also decided that, given our love for food, beer and epic bleak photography, we didn't want to rush up and down in 24 hours, as is traditional. Instead, we set out for a long weekend of conquering...
Continue reading ...As Champion of Murderbeers, my responsibilities are vast and never-ending. Quash a rebellion here, fend off the Ice Giants there; if it's not killing one thing, it's conquering another. So, when the Emperor looked out from Murder Mount and realised that England, Scotland and Wales ALL have tal...
Continue reading ...[caption id="attachment_830" align="alignleft" width="295" caption="Photo by the brilliant J.Gardner"][/caption] It's just gone midnight and I've just finished my forth, three-hour wrestling training session in the last seven days. I'm about to set foot on an hour long tube to my car, so I can dri...
Continue reading ...After shooting a successful series of BrewDog Beer Cocktail pictures for Zoo Magazine last week, they asked me back to photograph their brew day. Luckily, I was due to be in London anyway , so I was totally up for it. Unluckily, I woke up on a floor, after a night of partying in Brent Cross - damn...
Continue reading ...After a blissful 5 hours of sleep last night, I have now been awake for about 20 hours. It started with a drive to Maidenhead and a train to London. I then conducted a case study with Sense Cost Consultants, which I spent the day writing up. I then proceeded to the BrewDog bar in Camden, where ...
Continue reading ...Today, I made three decisions. 1. Having flown home from Portugal yesterday - where I did nothing at all for 10 days - I decided it was time to get back to the gym. 2. Having seven potential evening training sessions per week, in various types of combat, I decided to start going to the gym in th...
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A month ago, I declared that I had returned to entertainment wrestling. Well, here are my first few minutes back in the ring! [youtube height="360" width="640"]www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4882doAU_g[/youtube] Or here, from a different camera angle: [youtube height="360" width="640"]www.youtube...
Continue reading ...After much...doing of things, I have decided to take a week off to drink and sleep. I have chosen Portugal as the location for my drinking and sleeping. Of course, I'm not really very good and doing nothing. Luckily, nor is my dad! As such, I'm confident there will be running, football and fea...
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As I write is, I am standing just outside the Olympic Stadium for the London 2012 Games...waiting to walk inside and run the 100m. How exactly I have ended up here is unclear. I do, however, know it involved dozens of generous people, all of whom I can't thank enough for everything they have donate...
Continue reading ...As I sit here, at the Bounty pub, the sun warming my aching back and illuminating my beer like a shit lava lamp, I am content for the first time since I came back from my inhuman adventure in Poland. It isn't just because I am wearing my favourite (and only) tailor-made, black silk shirt. It isn't ...
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