Yet again, I have had the moonlight beaten out of me in High Wycombe. This time, however, it was in a tag match...and I won! Or rather, Eddie Dennis won and I had the fortune of being on his team. Even so, it totally counts as a victory and is my first win at EWA this year! In this gallery...
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Although I lost my rematch with Crazy J, the photographs make it look like I did rather well! [gallery type="rectangular" ids="5150,5156,5149,5151,5152,5153,5154,5155,5157,5158,5159,5160,5161,5162,5163,5164"] Photos by the very talented Jo Gardener....
Continue reading ...For the last seven weeks, I have been suffering with somethingorotheritis. I picked it up in Cambodia, threw up multiple times every day for a month and have since been incapable of eating anything much without suffering with cramps, sweats and blurred vision beyond about four feet. This ailment ...
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[youtube height="360" width="640"]http://www.youtube.com/embed/2WoD-Bm9tBM[/youtube] Despite overwhelming support and a powerful start, Murorga Sim Bowa was bested a second time on Saturday night, much to his displeasure. On what turned out to be the hottest day of 2013 so far, the two men col...
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After an unprecedented explosion of interest and pre-sales, there are only SIX Murorga Sim Bowa T-shirts left; three Rust n' Bones and three Pre-Dirtified! In fact, there is only ONE adult sized Pre-Dirtified T-shirt left and it is large sized. Sorry little guys. [gallery type="rectangular" colum...
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This Saturday, Murorga Sim Bowa will meet Crazy Johnny Jones in a rematch for the the EWA British Championship! Sim Bowa lost the belt back in March, when he attempted a Doombutt from the top rope and landed on Crazy J's knee... You can see some highlights from the match here: [youtube=http://www...
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OH MA GAWD! SIM BOWA MUST BE 50...60....70...134 METRES HIGH! HE CAN'T BE THINKING OF... DOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! [gallery type="rectangular" ids="3197,3196,3194,3200,3199,3198,3201"] There are only 2 bungy jumps in the world higher than this one. It...was...AMAZING!...
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Behold, my friends, an official video of me defending my EWA British Title against Crazy Jonny Jones, otherwise known as 15 of the most painful minutes of my life. [youtube height="360" width="640"]www.youtube.com/watch?v=67h6yp3KO94[/youtube] If you'd like to find out more about this match, p...
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Alas, there is always a downside to fleeing the lands in search of adventure. Last night, at EWA Pro Challenge Wrestling, I lost my British Championship title to Crazy Jonny Jones, after I landed head first on his knees...twice in a row. The first time was from the top rope, when I mistimed a Doo...
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Friends, enemies and animals with all the qualifications for personhood, who are nevertheless spurned by those who confused the concepts of human and person. LEND ME YOUR EARS! Murorga Sim Bowa (that's me, would you believe?) has been challenged to defend his EWA British Championship against t...
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Tonight, for the first time in his decade-long "career" (or "existence" as it should be known), Murorga Sim Bowa has won a GENUINE title! He is now the Entertainment Wrestling Association (EWA) British Champion, having defeated both former champion Dave Maddox and last minute challenger, Xander Coop...
Continue reading ...For those of you that missed it, here is a collection of clips from Murorga Sim Bowa's return to glory at EWA Revenge.That's right, not only did he compete without killing himself or eating anybody, he actually WON the match, using his patented DOOMBUTT!! Seriously, check it out: [youtube http://...
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Local people of High Wycombe and the surrounding area, please pay attention! This Saturday (2nd of June) will see the proper return to power of Murorga Sim Bowa - wrestling's most baffling combination of super heroics and unbridled rage, at EWA Revenge. Staring at 18:30 at Wycombe Judo centre,...
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A month ago, I declared that I had returned to entertainment wrestling. Well, here are my first few minutes back in the ring! [youtube height="360" width="640"]www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4882doAU_g[/youtube] Or here, from a different camera angle: [youtube height="360" width="640"]www.youtube...
Continue reading ...As I sit here, at the Bounty pub, the sun warming my aching back and illuminating my beer like a shit lava lamp, I am content for the first time since I came back from my inhuman adventure in Poland. It isn't just because I am wearing my favourite (and only) tailor-made, black silk shirt. It isn't ...
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